true life

gotta love an MTV-channel original series. True Life in particular. Sometimes it's a pretty entertaining show, but I kind of get sick of the subject material. The episodes are always something like "True Life: my baby daddy broke up with me over text message" or "True Life: I ain't gonna stop eating McDonald's even after my 6th heart attack."
So today I was thinking about episodes of True Life that I myself could star in. I think they'd be pretty fly.

TRUE LIFE....

I frequently burn things in the microwave.

I am afraid of birds.

I cry at commercials.

I dress up for Harry Potter release events.

I can't remember the last time I did laundry.

I am a coffee-holic.

I am awesome.

:) HAPPY THURSDAY