GRE words of wisdom, as complied by an expert GRE-taker

1) do not drink a huge cup of coffee before the GRE. This will make you have to pee when you are only half-way through section one of the test.

2) study more than I studied

3) for stress relief during your ten minute break, go to the bathroom and dance the macarena. It works.

4) don't listen to this song before your GRE, because as you are writing your essays, it will not stop running through your head and you'll be likely to start typing, "grab somebody sexy tell 'em hey"

5) do not release a burst of laughter upon reaching a math question that makes such little sense it's funny....the test administrator lady will give you the LOOK.

6) schedule to take your test in a city where afterwards you can hang out with one of your best buds and together you two can shop at Whole Foods, eat cheeseburgers in a renovated fire station, and get caught in a thunderstorm so torrential that it looks like you both jumped into a pool.

7) study more than I studied